August 2012
cosmo sex tip #4
ponweiwest:
while you’re undressing, seductively tell your partner you have a surprise. pull out a basketball from under the bed and throw it at your partner’s chest screaming “COME ON SLAM WELCOME TO THE JAM”
Digi-humor
Izzy: Do you know what a semi-conuctor is?
Tai: A guy who works part-time on a train?
“I’m going to make a store called “Build-a-Bra” where girls can go and make bras...”
– my 12 year old “niece” Lila on her business idea.
I love that little girl.
(via marrymejasonsegel)
Perfect child, perfect idea.
(via nova-bright)
I almost cried. This would be the most perfect thing.
(via kyssthis16)
SOMEBODY GIVE THAT GIRL A LOAN.
(via sexxxisbeautiful)
Today I went to Subway.
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
So NASA can wirelessly receive full color photos...
i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean I’m nice i like people its just that i hate people
so i was completely out of food so I went to the grocers and bought 15$ worth of potatoes and 40$ worth of fish
now back to puking
