myladymother: “did it hurt when you fell from heaven” is the most insulting counterproductive pickup line of all time because you know who the only other person to ever fall from heaven was L U C I F E R T H E P R I N C E O F D A R K N E S S
digi-egg: It’s been ten years since Frontier came out, and I’m still patiently waiting for my cellphone to turn into a digivice.
Its 5° and rainy I’m home from the dentist and had to walk an hour in the rain each way because I don’t understand Oakville Transit to save my life. Sooooaked. Now to snuggle and sew and hot coco and flannel jammies
so nice when you email the head of your department...
And then when they finally email you back — three weeks later, AFTER the website is updated and emails are sent out apologizing for the weirdness — they make you seem like a complete moron and say ‘Well read your schedule.’ arg
xwhatserface: mel-lovable: karameruru: viremi: thelocalpaedo: TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME TAKEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN TAKE ON ME I’LLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEE GONEEEEEEEE IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So my mum told me this joke yesterday
Mum: How do Batman's parents call him for dinner?
Me: THEY DON'T BECAUSE THEY ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mum: ........ Jesus what's wrong with you
Mum [to the Batman TV show theme tune]: Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN
author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
[[MORE]]Lately I’ve been feeling really alone. I miss seeing people and going out. I’m also super worried that everything that’s happened has made people mad at me. I hate it when people are mad. It’s why I had to leave.
it was a war, love: PSA/WARNING: →
grayjoy: I have seen way too many shows do this, and I’m honestly and seriously worried. Diabetes is not a joke. It is a serious disease - and coming from someone who has had it for more than a decade and recently almost died because of it, I feel the need to say this. If you find someone passed out, and…
i think this is the first time in three weeks...
weeeeird. Move went smooth it kinda rhymes
time for parka
so snuggly and waaarm